somehow, a simple conversation about whether our school is gonna have a CNY celebration ended up in the creation of a totally absurb CNY Rap! pipi just had to start the ball rolling with her attempt on rapping, "xing nian dao! xing nian dao!" and just then, for the next one hour, while walking to NYP, eating at NYP, and walking back to school.... this happened...

CNY RAP 2006
by FLS (fu lu shou)

Yo! Yo! Everybody! Check this out!
It?s the C to the N to the Y celebration!
This is the REMIX!!!

(50 Cent?s ?In Da Club? tune)
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo mortals!
It?s the New Year!
We?re gonna party like it?s the New Year!
Gonna eat ba gua like it?s no one?s business
Until your tummy feels like it is gonna burst!

(Kelis? ?Milkshake? tune)
Our lanterns bring all the luck to the year,
And they're like, it?s luckier than yours,
Damn right it's luckier than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge! (x2)

Attention everybody! We?re the FLS!
And we?re taking you through the rest of our rap!
Listen everybody get a hold of this rap!
Let?s start the beat by slapping our laps!
(crowd: boom boom clap! boom clap!)
Yo! People in da house!
(crowd: yeah?!)
Hold your ang baos in the air like you just don?t care!

(Spice Girls? ?Wannabe? tune)
Yo I?ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what u want, what u really, really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna 8 dollar ang bao n a pair of mandarins

So if? you?re not in the CNY mood
Stuff yourself with some Chinese food
And make sure it?s something good
Like some ba gua, egg roll, ong lai tart dude!

Everybody! (crowd: yeah?!)
Take out the Fu Lu Shou and wipe it...
Yeah y-yeah yeah
Let?s wipe it!
?Cause this is the end of our CNY rap
And we thank you all for taking this crap!

--- The End ---

if you are wondering who's FLS, it's me, pipi and lili! at first it was only pipi and me (hipi/hippy) but after we found our ultimate "band" name, we needed another (also short) member... and lili appeared like a divine blessing from the heavens! this crazy rap is the edited version. copy rights reserved!

"THAT was really a magical piece of crap!" -The Gigi Times

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somehow, a simple conversation about whether our school is gonna have a CNY celebration ended up in the creation of a totally absurb CNY Rap! pipi just had to start the ball rolling with her attempt on rapping, "xing nian dao! xing nian dao!" and just then, for the next one hour, while walking to NYP, eating at NYP, and walking back to school.... this happened...

CNY RAP 2006
by FLS (fu lu shou)

Yo! Yo! Everybody! Check this out!
It?s the C to the N to the Y celebration!
This is the REMIX!!!

(50 Cent?s ?In Da Club? tune)
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo mortals!
It?s the New Year!
We?re gonna party like it?s the New Year!
Gonna eat ba gua like it?s no one?s business
Until your tummy feels like it is gonna burst!

(Kelis? ?Milkshake? tune)
Our lanterns bring all the luck to the year,
And they're like, it?s luckier than yours,
Damn right it's luckier than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge! (x2)

Attention everybody! We?re the FLS!
And we?re taking you through the rest of our rap!
Listen everybody get a hold of this rap!
Let?s start the beat by slapping our laps!
(crowd: boom boom clap! boom clap!)
Yo! People in da house!
(crowd: yeah?!)
Hold your ang baos in the air like you just don?t care!

(Spice Girls? ?Wannabe? tune)
Yo I?ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what u want, what u really, really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna 8 dollar ang bao n a pair of mandarins

So if? you?re not in the CNY mood
Stuff yourself with some Chinese food
And make sure it?s something good
Like some ba gua, egg roll, ong lai tart dude!

Everybody! (crowd: yeah?!)
Take out the Fu Lu Shou and wipe it...
Yeah y-yeah yeah
Let?s wipe it!
?Cause this is the end of our CNY rap
And we thank you all for taking this crap!

--- The End ---

if you are wondering who's FLS, it's me, pipi and lili! at first it was only pipi and me (hipi/hippy) but after we found our ultimate "band" name, we needed another (also short) member... and lili appeared like a divine blessing from the heavens! this crazy rap is the edited version. copy rights reserved!

"THAT was really a magical piece of crap!" -The Gigi Times